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Tuesday: May 13, 2008 - Go Cubs!
The Cubs lost last night and I think this one is on Chris because he watched the game. The season thus far has ridden very squarely on the personal actions of Cubs fans and while we've done pretty well for the most part (the Cubs have the second-best record in baseball) last night we collectively dropped the ball. I was afraid to live-blog during the win streak since the Cubs lose every time I blog. I've also tried to stay as down as I could but there's only so much I can do. If you see the Cubs are losing though, it might be good to send me mean IM's; especially if it's late in the game.
I found a couple Cub-hating blogs last night and here's what I can tell you: only idiots root for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Brewers. This should come as a surprise to no one since the Cardinals suck, the White Sox suck, and the Brewers suck. In most sports, if your team isn't in first place you don't get to talk but apparently baseball is not like that since fans of the 2nd place Cardinals, 4th place Brewers, and (sub .500) 3rd place White Sox continue to run their mouths. I wouldn't worry about the Cubs you freaks, I'd worry about your crappy teams.
The Cubs lost last night and I think this one is on Chris because he watched the game. The season thus far has ridden very squarely on the personal actions of Cubs fans and while we've done pretty well for the most part (the Cubs have the second-best record in baseball) last night we collectively dropped the ball. I was afraid to live-blog during the win streak since the Cubs lose every time I blog. I've also tried to stay as down as I could but there's only so much I can do. If you see the Cubs are losing though, it might be good to send me mean IM's; especially if it's late in the game.
I found a couple Cub-hating blogs last night and here's what I can tell you: only idiots root for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Brewers. This should come as a surprise to no one since the Cardinals suck, the White Sox suck, and the Brewers suck. In most sports, if your team isn't in first place you don't get to talk but apparently baseball is not like that since fans of the 2nd place Cardinals, 4th place Brewers, and (sub .500) 3rd place White Sox continue to run their mouths. I wouldn't worry about the Cubs you freaks, I'd worry about your crappy teams.
Comments:
- SC
I read an article from a professional sports writer about how much publicity the Cubs get while the White Sox are doing better than expected. Yes, we're all proud of your sub .500 record. Oh, what's that? You claim the the Cubs aren't beating the hapless Pirates by very much. You mean those same hapless Pirates that have a better winning percentage than the Sox? Idiot. - Tree
Ahhhhh fuck you. Fuck you all, Cubs fans. Go fuck a fork. That's what this White Sox fan has to say. You got beat by a last place Padres team whose worst in the N.L., 2nd worst in the big leagues. Way too early to be shooting off your mouth, Cubs fans. Cubs suck. Eat the shit and choke on it. That's what I have to say. Shit faced cockmasters. I hope the Cardinal bird takes a shit in your mouths. If you insult fans, expect this kind of reply. - T-Chris
See, that's exactly why Cubs fans don't like Sox fans. That kind of vitriolic response from other fans causes Cubs fans to react in a way that Sox fans don't like: just like Sox-fan idiots. Can't take the heat? Get out of the sub-.500 kitchen. Instead of saying the Cubs suck, worry about how your A-hole manager and his blowup dolls are stinking it up just a couple of years removed for a World Series title. Only the Sox could win a world championship and still not command respect in their own city. Morons. - Tree
Ahhhhhhh go fuck a fork, T-Chris! At least I've seen a World Series championship in my lifetime. Oh, and try competing with the pyschotic monster that is the Cubs & Wrigley Field. Not even Jesus himself could compete with those shitfaced cockmasters. It's just absolutely insane to sellout every single home game. The team was in last place a few years ago, and they pack the place?? WTF?? Where's the logic in that? Cubs fans are the true idiots and morons. And I just read the Cubs are going to sign broken down old man Jim Edmonds. Even he was too lousy for the 2nd worst team in baseball. I don't know what prompted Mike to write such a childish blog entry today, but he needs a good punch in the face. I haven't done any Cubs bashing on my blog lately. - T-Chris
Thanks for proving my point. - Tree
I thought I told you to go fuck a fork. You should be in no condition to write such a smartassed retort. And only a pansy would get uptight about blow-up dolls in the clubhouse. It's just a harmless prank. Clubhouses are just frat houses, and there's way much worse stuff that's gone on than this. And at least our asshole manager helped us win a World Series. What about your fat fuckhead of a manager? How many playoff wins did he help guide the team last year? That's right. Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. - T-Chris
Easy, killer. I see you typed a lot of stuff, but all I read is "blah blah blah." - Tree
I typed a lot of stuff, hence what goes on in this rivarly. I layed it on thick, which is my absurd writing style. It's just a bunch of smack talk. It's just all in good baseball fun, it's not personal. I made my comments even more ridiculous by using South Park quotes and movie references. I'm not that hard to get along with; it's just banter.
Good Things Take Time...
2 days until FSU Football (2010)
Random Picture...
From my napping position here is my new view after moving a little closer to the beach.
From my napping position here is my new view after moving a little closer to the beach.
Time Machine:
09-02-2009
· 09-02-2008
· 09-02-2007
· 09-02-2006
09-02-2009: I think I have the swine flu. I think I caught it during the Counting Crows concert then brought it back. I took the liberty of passing it along to 100+ college students in the hopes of teaching them a valuable history lesson about settlers and smallpox blankets (right Steve?) I actually do feel a little bit better today but I've also slept away the gross majority of the past three days. Tomorrow I have to go back to school and I can't call in sick so by 10am I'll know how bad I have it depending on how many students I inadvertently killed on Wednesday.
Football starts tonight. Thank God. Too bad I'll be asleep and have to miss the first two games. On Monday Tim and Chris are going to come over to watch FSU whomp Miami. Back to bed.09-02-2008: Ok, seriously, we're playing MarioKart tonight at 8pm. SERIOUSLY.
I got sick last night around 10pm for no reason. Just a regular cold but it came out of nowhere and by the time I woke around 2:30pm this afternoon it had almost totally gone away. Weird. I ordered ESPN GamePlan yesterday so now I can watch up to six college football games at once. This is grossly unnecessary but really, few things in life are really all that necessary. The Cubs can't clinch a playoff spot fast enough--my big TV awaits!
I also picked up Ab last night and she and Chompy covered my bed in dirt after running around in the clay before coming in. Speaking of clay, I read that some people crave eating clay while pregnant. Weirdy. Since I'm phoning in today's entry, here's a video that's worth the watch (with FSU alum Richard Simmons no less).
I took the day off blogging but only because I was thinking of you.09-02-2006: After laboring in coal-mine like conditions for the past 11 months I was pleased to get Labor Day off. Over the weekend the only major thing I "accomplished" was buying a new TV for my office. I got it at Home Depot of all places but I wanted a 15" LCD and didn't want to spend $350 at Best Buy for a crap-brand when I could spend $250 at Home Depot for a Magnavox. The TV it replaced did not change channels or allow you to adjust the volume more than once a week. Usually each Sunday I'd decide what channel and volume to watch for the week and then hate my decision to choose Lifetime (hey, Fraiser was on) on near-mute. The new TV is nice and it looks good next to my two flat-screen monitors. Booyah.
Football starts tonight. Thank God. Too bad I'll be asleep and have to miss the first two games. On Monday Tim and Chris are going to come over to watch FSU whomp Miami. Back to bed.09-02-2008: Ok, seriously, we're playing MarioKart tonight at 8pm. SERIOUSLY.
I got sick last night around 10pm for no reason. Just a regular cold but it came out of nowhere and by the time I woke around 2:30pm this afternoon it had almost totally gone away. Weird. I ordered ESPN GamePlan yesterday so now I can watch up to six college football games at once. This is grossly unnecessary but really, few things in life are really all that necessary. The Cubs can't clinch a playoff spot fast enough--my big TV awaits!
I also picked up Ab last night and she and Chompy covered my bed in dirt after running around in the clay before coming in. Speaking of clay, I read that some people crave eating clay while pregnant. Weirdy. Since I'm phoning in today's entry, here's a video that's worth the watch (with FSU alum Richard Simmons no less).
I took the day off blogging but only because I was thinking of you.09-02-2006: After laboring in coal-mine like conditions for the past 11 months I was pleased to get Labor Day off. Over the weekend the only major thing I "accomplished" was buying a new TV for my office. I got it at Home Depot of all places but I wanted a 15" LCD and didn't want to spend $350 at Best Buy for a crap-brand when I could spend $250 at Home Depot for a Magnavox. The TV it replaced did not change channels or allow you to adjust the volume more than once a week. Usually each Sunday I'd decide what channel and volume to watch for the week and then hate my decision to choose Lifetime (hey, Fraiser was on) on near-mute. The new TV is nice and it looks good next to my two flat-screen monitors. Booyah.