Go Cubs!

Tuesday: May 13, 2008 - Go Cubs!

The Cubs lost last night and I think this one is on Chris because he watched the game. The season thus far has ridden very squarely on the personal actions of Cubs fans and while we've done pretty well for the most part (the Cubs have the second-best record in baseball) last night we collectively dropped the ball. I was afraid to live-blog during the win streak since the Cubs lose every time I blog. I've also tried to stay as down as I could but there's only so much I can do. If you see the Cubs are losing though, it might be good to send me mean IM's; especially if it's late in the game.

I found a couple Cub-hating blogs last night and here's what I can tell you: only idiots root for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Brewers. This should come as a surprise to no one since the Cardinals suck, the White Sox suck, and the Brewers suck. In most sports, if your team isn't in first place you don't get to talk but apparently baseball is not like that since fans of the 2nd place Cardinals, 4th place Brewers, and (sub .500) 3rd place White Sox continue to run their mouths. I wouldn't worry about the Cubs you freaks, I'd worry about your crappy teams.

Comments:

SC
I read an article from a professional sports writer about how much publicity the Cubs get while the White Sox are doing better than expected. Yes, we're all proud of your sub .500 record. Oh, what's that? You claim the the Cubs aren't beating the hapless Pirates by very much. You mean those same hapless Pirates that have a better winning percentage than the Sox? Idiot.
Tree
Ahhhhh fuck you. Fuck you all, Cubs fans. Go fuck a fork. That's what this White Sox fan has to say. You got beat by a last place Padres team whose worst in the N.L., 2nd worst in the big leagues. Way too early to be shooting off your mouth, Cubs fans. Cubs suck. Eat the shit and choke on it. That's what I have to say. Shit faced cockmasters. I hope the Cardinal bird takes a shit in your mouths. If you insult fans, expect this kind of reply.
T-Chris
See, that's exactly why Cubs fans don't like Sox fans. That kind of vitriolic response from other fans causes Cubs fans to react in a way that Sox fans don't like: just like Sox-fan idiots. Can't take the heat? Get out of the sub-.500 kitchen. Instead of saying the Cubs suck, worry about how your A-hole manager and his blowup dolls are stinking it up just a couple of years removed for a World Series title. Only the Sox could win a world championship and still not command respect in their own city. Morons.
Tree
Ahhhhhhh go fuck a fork, T-Chris! At least I've seen a World Series championship in my lifetime. Oh, and try competing with the pyschotic monster that is the Cubs & Wrigley Field. Not even Jesus himself could compete with those shitfaced cockmasters. It's just absolutely insane to sellout every single home game. The team was in last place a few years ago, and they pack the place?? WTF?? Where's the logic in that? Cubs fans are the true idiots and morons. And I just read the Cubs are going to sign broken down old man Jim Edmonds. Even he was too lousy for the 2nd worst team in baseball. I don't know what prompted Mike to write such a childish blog entry today, but he needs a good punch in the face. I haven't done any Cubs bashing on my blog lately.
T-Chris
Thanks for proving my point.
Tree
I thought I told you to go fuck a fork. You should be in no condition to write such a smartassed retort. And only a pansy would get uptight about blow-up dolls in the clubhouse. It's just a harmless prank. Clubhouses are just frat houses, and there's way much worse stuff that's gone on than this. And at least our asshole manager helped us win a World Series. What about your fat fuckhead of a manager? How many playoff wins did he help guide the team last year? That's right. Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker.
T-Chris
Easy, killer. I see you typed a lot of stuff, but all I read is "blah blah blah."
Tree
I typed a lot of stuff, hence what goes on in this rivarly. I layed it on thick, which is my absurd writing style. It's just a bunch of smack talk. It's just all in good baseball fun, it's not personal. I made my comments even more ridiculous by using South Park quotes and movie references. I'm not that hard to get along with; it's just banter.

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