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Tuesday: May 13, 2008 - Go Cubs!
The Cubs lost last night and I think this one is on Chris because he watched the game. The season thus far has ridden very squarely on the personal actions of Cubs fans and while we've done pretty well for the most part (the Cubs have the second-best record in baseball) last night we collectively dropped the ball. I was afraid to live-blog during the win streak since the Cubs lose every time I blog. I've also tried to stay as down as I could but there's only so much I can do. If you see the Cubs are losing though, it might be good to send me mean IM's; especially if it's late in the game.
I found a couple Cub-hating blogs last night and here's what I can tell you: only idiots root for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Brewers. This should come as a surprise to no one since the Cardinals suck, the White Sox suck, and the Brewers suck. In most sports, if your team isn't in first place you don't get to talk but apparently baseball is not like that since fans of the 2nd place Cardinals, 4th place Brewers, and (sub .500) 3rd place White Sox continue to run their mouths. I wouldn't worry about the Cubs you freaks, I'd worry about your crappy teams.
The Cubs lost last night and I think this one is on Chris because he watched the game. The season thus far has ridden very squarely on the personal actions of Cubs fans and while we've done pretty well for the most part (the Cubs have the second-best record in baseball) last night we collectively dropped the ball. I was afraid to live-blog during the win streak since the Cubs lose every time I blog. I've also tried to stay as down as I could but there's only so much I can do. If you see the Cubs are losing though, it might be good to send me mean IM's; especially if it's late in the game.
I found a couple Cub-hating blogs last night and here's what I can tell you: only idiots root for the Cardinals, White Sox, and Brewers. This should come as a surprise to no one since the Cardinals suck, the White Sox suck, and the Brewers suck. In most sports, if your team isn't in first place you don't get to talk but apparently baseball is not like that since fans of the 2nd place Cardinals, 4th place Brewers, and (sub .500) 3rd place White Sox continue to run their mouths. I wouldn't worry about the Cubs you freaks, I'd worry about your crappy teams.
Comments:
- SC
I read an article from a professional sports writer about how much publicity the Cubs get while the White Sox are doing better than expected. Yes, we're all proud of your sub .500 record. Oh, what's that? You claim the the Cubs aren't beating the hapless Pirates by very much. You mean those same hapless Pirates that have a better winning percentage than the Sox? Idiot. - Tree
Ahhhhh fuck you. Fuck you all, Cubs fans. Go fuck a fork. That's what this White Sox fan has to say. You got beat by a last place Padres team whose worst in the N.L., 2nd worst in the big leagues. Way too early to be shooting off your mouth, Cubs fans. Cubs suck. Eat the shit and choke on it. That's what I have to say. Shit faced cockmasters. I hope the Cardinal bird takes a shit in your mouths. If you insult fans, expect this kind of reply. - T-Chris
See, that's exactly why Cubs fans don't like Sox fans. That kind of vitriolic response from other fans causes Cubs fans to react in a way that Sox fans don't like: just like Sox-fan idiots. Can't take the heat? Get out of the sub-.500 kitchen. Instead of saying the Cubs suck, worry about how your A-hole manager and his blowup dolls are stinking it up just a couple of years removed for a World Series title. Only the Sox could win a world championship and still not command respect in their own city. Morons. - Tree
Ahhhhhhh go fuck a fork, T-Chris! At least I've seen a World Series championship in my lifetime. Oh, and try competing with the pyschotic monster that is the Cubs & Wrigley Field. Not even Jesus himself could compete with those shitfaced cockmasters. It's just absolutely insane to sellout every single home game. The team was in last place a few years ago, and they pack the place?? WTF?? Where's the logic in that? Cubs fans are the true idiots and morons. And I just read the Cubs are going to sign broken down old man Jim Edmonds. Even he was too lousy for the 2nd worst team in baseball. I don't know what prompted Mike to write such a childish blog entry today, but he needs a good punch in the face. I haven't done any Cubs bashing on my blog lately. - T-Chris
Thanks for proving my point. - Tree
I thought I told you to go fuck a fork. You should be in no condition to write such a smartassed retort. And only a pansy would get uptight about blow-up dolls in the clubhouse. It's just a harmless prank. Clubhouses are just frat houses, and there's way much worse stuff that's gone on than this. And at least our asshole manager helped us win a World Series. What about your fat fuckhead of a manager? How many playoff wins did he help guide the team last year? That's right. Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. - T-Chris
Easy, killer. I see you typed a lot of stuff, but all I read is "blah blah blah." - Tree
I typed a lot of stuff, hence what goes on in this rivarly. I layed it on thick, which is my absurd writing style. It's just a bunch of smack talk. It's just all in good baseball fun, it's not personal. I made my comments even more ridiculous by using South Park quotes and movie references. I'm not that hard to get along with; it's just banter.
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They had an enormous tree in the middle of the boat. No presents, though.
Time Machine:
02-09-2009
· 02-09-2008
· 02-09-2007
· 02-09-2006
02-09-2009: Here's something I don't understand: Why is taxpayer money called "our" money? The government is always saying "Oh, we're spending your money so well, blah, blah blah." It's not our money--it's your money. We paid it to you so it's yours. When your employer gives you your paycheck, it's no longer HIS money, it's YOUR money. And you can spend your money any way you want. For some reason, though, when the government spends THEIR money they like to pretend that it's ours and they have our best interests at heart. Neither case is true so I wish they'd stop saying it and acting that way. I realize it's a little bit different than the employer-employee example in that the employee does not dictate how much money they make but still, once the money isn't in your possession it can hardly be considered "yours".
I'd also like a law to be put in place where you could only complain about the government proportionally to your tax burden. If Warren Buffet wants to complain, step aside! We all pay varying amounts for the same amount of government services (they don't keep Warren Buffet any safer than they keep me) so it doesn't really behoove us to work hard for some sort of reward. I feel like more of a libertarian with each passing day. I took the day off blogging but only because I was thinking of you. 02-09-2007: On the bright side, at least I don't live in Oswego, NY where they got eight feet of snow. Down here in the Deep South we've been battling upper-60 storms that bring no rain nor clouds. In fact, we've had some of the nicest weather in recent memory while the rest of you toil at your stupid schools or stupid jobs in -30 weather with freezing snow.
Tomorrow is my bon voyage party at RD even though I'll still be working there for a while. We're going to Bonefish (mmm). The last time I went somewhere nice to eat was Georgio's with Jamie and her mom and frankly, the food wasn't all that great. The problem with Georgio's is that the first time I went there I thought the food was awesome but I've been severely disappointed every time since. Alas.02-09-2006: Since there's so much going on today let's take a break from the Percentages List. First, today is a Write The Caption day.
I got my ass kicked in Karate by this 18 year old girl who was studying to be a tattoo artist. She was almost done with her studies but she was still having problems "drawing straight lines". Super. We learned our first two kenpos tonight. I keep trying to get people to grab my wrists so I can do my new move but as pchris demonstrated at poker tonight, it's hard to do in practice without the crucial nut-kick.
Congratulations to elena who got her first (sanctioned) kill of the year and to tchris for finally ending the game at midnight and getting his first (sanctioned) win of the year.
Tomorrow we're going to take a five hour lunch and go to Gordo's. I'm pumped.
I'd also like a law to be put in place where you could only complain about the government proportionally to your tax burden. If Warren Buffet wants to complain, step aside! We all pay varying amounts for the same amount of government services (they don't keep Warren Buffet any safer than they keep me) so it doesn't really behoove us to work hard for some sort of reward. I feel like more of a libertarian with each passing day. I took the day off blogging but only because I was thinking of you. 02-09-2007: On the bright side, at least I don't live in Oswego, NY where they got eight feet of snow. Down here in the Deep South we've been battling upper-60 storms that bring no rain nor clouds. In fact, we've had some of the nicest weather in recent memory while the rest of you toil at your stupid schools or stupid jobs in -30 weather with freezing snow.
Tomorrow is my bon voyage party at RD even though I'll still be working there for a while. We're going to Bonefish (mmm). The last time I went somewhere nice to eat was Georgio's with Jamie and her mom and frankly, the food wasn't all that great. The problem with Georgio's is that the first time I went there I thought the food was awesome but I've been severely disappointed every time since. Alas.02-09-2006: Since there's so much going on today let's take a break from the Percentages List. First, today is a Write The Caption day.
I got my ass kicked in Karate by this 18 year old girl who was studying to be a tattoo artist. She was almost done with her studies but she was still having problems "drawing straight lines". Super. We learned our first two kenpos tonight. I keep trying to get people to grab my wrists so I can do my new move but as pchris demonstrated at poker tonight, it's hard to do in practice without the crucial nut-kick.
Congratulations to elena who got her first (sanctioned) kill of the year and to tchris for finally ending the game at midnight and getting his first (sanctioned) win of the year.
Tomorrow we're going to take a five hour lunch and go to Gordo's. I'm pumped.