Dear ColdFusion Programmers | 04/24/07
Stop programming. Please. I have inherited another CF site and it makes me want to barf. You Java/.NET can slam PHP all you want--I at least recognize the power of your languages and can totally understand why people use them. ColdFusion is beyond me. Oh that's right, because an Office Assistant can make "updates" to your database without any sort of real knowledge. I hate the way your variables show up in #my.code# and how HTML-y it looks. I hate everything about your stupid language so stop using it! For the love of God!