I hope Michael Vick dies. | 07/23/07
I'll say it. I hope Michael Vick is electrocuted. I'm not sure if that's a slow enough death for him but I (and I suspect many others) would take it. While searching for a good picture to use in today's graphic I came across the picture of a post-fight dog (search Google Images for "Michael Vick") and I very nearly threw up on my desk. Even now, a good twenty minutes later I'm still right on the verge of honking all over the place. God I hope this guy dies. Even if I didn't own an adopted, abused pit bull I'd still want him to die. You're a piece of shit, Michael Vick, and if someone murders you I'll max out my credit cards throwing the biggest party I possibly can. Really, your whole family is pretty worthless and if you and your brother died the world would be a better place. Man, I hope someone kills you, you piece of shit.