Things That Scare Me | 09/08/08
The first thing that scares me is the huge bug that was crawling along my ceiling last night at around midnight. It started moving once I took a picture of it and I was afraid that it was going to repel down from the ceiling and land in my mouth; this is my fear of all flying/big-legs-for-jumping bugs. Fortunately I had just finished my laundry, and after waking up Chompy for reinforcements, I grabbed a handful of sock balls and start bombing. The third strike landed successfully and whatever the hell this is fell behind my keyboard case with a loud thump. It's no 5' Florida Roach but it was pretty disgusting.
Equally disgusting, but for different reasons, is Sarah Palin. Obama might be a White Sox fan but he regained my vote once this stupid bitch was nominated to be the VP. Yeah, she's a VPILF, but she's a total and complete idiot. There's absolutely no way this...well, stupid bitch should be a heartbeat away from the presidency. I don't really have a hard time defending the "stupid" (advocated for the "bridge to nowhere" before flipping 180 on the campaign trail) nor the bitch ("Well, ya know, Senator Obama is less interested in protecting you from terrorists than ... reading them their rights."). Some of us LIKE OUR RIGHTS--I know you're pandering to people as uneducated and oblivious to the constitution as you are but come on. I should point out that it's bad when *I'm* a bigger advocate for women's rights than...a woman.
Obama/Biden: They're not McCain/Palin. That's all it takes to sell me on the ticket.