STFU | 10/21/08
I wish every morning each member of America would get a set of three STFU Cards (Shut the F* Up) that you could use throughout your day. Each card could only last five minutes and when you were out, you were out. Additionally, when someone played a card on you, you had to STFU for five minutes. Because they would be so prevalent, no one's feelings would be hurt when you used them. It would be even better if people teamed up to permanently close the pie holes of certain "celebrities" (like anyone from Fox "News").
It would not be recommended you use these on friends or family but undoubted they would be. I would imagine their largest use would be at work, when you're trying to do something but keep getting interrupted by someone who feels their whatever should be the focus on your attention. BAM, hit him with one of these cards to keep him at bay for 5 minutes. At least then you could get to a good stopping point to be interrupted.
I think they'd make the world a better place.