For the love of Chompy | 11/03/08
For the love of Chompy, do not vote for McCain. I don't care if you don't vote for Obama but please, for Chompy, vote for someone else. You see, if McCain is elected then Sarah Palin will live RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME (see red square; I am the blue square). Sarah Palin likes to shoot dogs from helicopters (see picture) and Chompy would be less than a five second trip from her house. So please, vote to keep Chompy alive. Don't forget that some of us actually have to live with the assholes you keep electing.
Last night I went out to Sterling to have some steaks with Brian. Naturally, we went to Longhorn, and lamented there not being one in a more central location. Traffic was pretty bad getting out there and the GW Parkway was the worst I'd ever seen. After dinner we went back to his house and I showed my skill at World of Goo. It took me 22 minutes to beat one of the levels and by the time it was over I had to go home to protect Chompy from Sarah Palin.