For the love of Chompy | 11/03/08


For the love of Chompy, do not vote for McCain. I don't care if you don't vote for Obama but please, for Chompy, vote for someone else. You see, if McCain is elected then Sarah Palin will live RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME (see red square; I am the blue square). Sarah Palin likes to shoot dogs from helicopters (see picture) and Chompy would be less than a five second trip from her house. So please, vote to keep Chompy alive. Don't forget that some of us actually have to live with the assholes you keep electing.

Last night I went out to Sterling to have some steaks with Brian. Naturally, we went to Longhorn, and lamented there not being one in a more central location. Traffic was pretty bad getting out there and the GW Parkway was the worst I'd ever seen. After dinner we went back to his house and I showed my skill at World of Goo. It took me 22 minutes to beat one of the levels and by the time it was over I had to go home to protect Chompy from Sarah Palin.

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T-Chris (Unknown)

That pic makes me sad. (Don't worry: I did my part to protect Chompy.)

On the brighter side, there are two (yup, TWO) Longhorns within just a few miles of my place. There could be two (uh huh: TWO) Longhorns with just a few miles of YOUR place, too, should you fancy that. Two Longhorns, a CFA, and too-cute Oreo waiting to jump in your lap. I'm just sayin'...

Mike (Unknown)

Oh, I'm so on it like you don't even know. Well, you kind of know.

BU (Unknown)

Playing devil's advocate: if McCain is elected and terrorism increases, Palin will have to spend most of the next four years in a secret bunker somewhere and we won't have to listen to her anymore.

Jamie (Unknown)

I protected Chompy in FL, where it counts

SC (Unknown)

Let's hope she isn't anywhere close to Grant Park this evening.

T-Chris (Unknown)

Steve: Yeah, who'd have ever thought the Edgewater/Rogers Park area would be safer than Grant Park. Stay home, strap on a bulletproof vest, and watch coverage on TEE-v (that's for you, Mike).

Mike (Unknown)

I don't know if Steve owns a Tv; he's pretty poor.

BU (Unknown)

You're rich. Why not buy Stevie a TV?

Mike (Unknown)

Could a 25-year old man really appreciate such a gift?

T-Chris (Unknown)

Probably not. But I think a 30-year old man would. A 30-year old man living in Lowell teaching at UMass with a cute-ass dog named Oreo. Just guessing here. Shot in the dark.

Mike (Unknown)

That's true...AND Steve didn't think my Always Sunny concept was funny at all. Maybe I'll put it up grabs on tomorrow's not-politically-charged poll and see who can kiss my ass the most.

SC (Unknown)

You know I'm not going to kiss your ass. And T-Chris: done and done. I have friends at the rally and I hear it is already pretty crazy.

Kelly Teske (Unknown)

i protected chompy too!


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