12 of 12 | 03/12/09

9:30am: That's starting your day off right. Get up early and somehow manage a pink/orange. It's no pink/pink but we'll take it.

9:45am: All bundled up and ready to take Chompy out.

11am: Fresh off a work call and filled with coffee it's time to wrestle with the laundry. No, my sweatshirt is not tucked into my pants. Yes, I am wearing a sweatshirt and wear it in public.

12:00pm: I had a 10am meeting with my like 18 year old financial planner. I figured he'd learn a valuable lesson in patience if I came two hours late.

1:15pm: Time for a quick coffee at the SBUX that I try to avoid.

1:30pm: Winning at Grab Ab, one of my favorite games. She really stunk. Like for real. Real real.

3:00pm: At the doctor's office in VA for a check-up. The woman behind me was 20 with three kids so I know I had her beat.

5:30pm: Crashing at Brian's with some Chick-Fil-A and Booty. I figured I should eat after giving up some blood. The rest of my problems throughout the day were based on a lack of blood.

9:10pm: They reopened "my" Starbucks for me to give me a tea. I had already exceeded my coffee intake for the day.

9:30pm: But Abby, why are you offering me a toy of appeasement?..

9:31pm: That's why! Bath Ab!

11:30pm: Online chatting with friends afar. But not for long.

1am BONUS: Bedtime for all my bitches.