Lost Season Finale | 05/13/09
Happy 24th Birthday! You're now a grown-ass woman. You have three solid years of the prime of your life left. Hooray!
I went over to Briecca's last night for Steak+Lost. Anna and Ella were both there and Rebecca came about 10 minuets into Lost. What a stupid show. What a stupid season finale. The most interesting part of the evening was when the new GPS steered me onto the toll road for the single exit that contained the toll then put me back on the highway.
CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!I don't even know where to start with my hatred of the season finale. Ok, the good part first--we got to see Vincent The Dog, Rose, and Bernard. Beyond that there was nothing good. Wow, Jacob left Hurley a guitar. Wow, John Locke may or may not be the reincarnation of Jacob's former lover. Wow, Juliette isn't really dead. Wow, magnetism only applies to large structures. Wow, Jack is still alive (unfortunately). Wow, a nuclear bomb can fall a quarter of a mile and not detonate but being bumped by a woman with a rock COULD set it off. Wow, a version of John Locke might be dead.
Wow. LOST FAIL.