Old Man Take A Look At My Life | 03/07/12
I'm so old. I'm so old that when I was growing up and you wanted to play or write music you actually had to learn an instrument. Can you believe that? I couldn't even synthesize sounds and have software auto-arrange them into pleasing (if not harmonically irrelevant) patterns! What a hassle that was, having to sit in front of piano and/or drum set for hours a day playing the same things over and over when I could have just been playing on the not-yet-invented Facebook and spending $400 on some software package that could churn out a bunch of ambient noise. I was so stupid! If only I could have been born 20 years later! Ugh!