I hate being a temp | 09/02/04
What? You want to offer me a real job? Benefits? Insurance? 401...K? The? Well, don't mind if I do. Oh, I wouldn't start until my four-week Manpower contract is up? You don't care that I didn't make it in until 9:00am? Oh, I see, so I'd still have to write names on folders for the next four weeks with a Sharpie. Well, small price to pay.
Have to go! Can't be late!