Mike's Moving | 01/28/05
I agreed to help one of my coworkers move. Big mistake. Although I do not have time to go into the dramatic detail required right now, there was a real deer head stuck to the wall. They were totally unprepared for us to help, which both really irritated me and taught me a valuable lesson. While I admit that I was not completely boxed and ready when Chris, Michael, Matt, Jamie and Kathy helped me move, I at least, well, knew I was moving. Adding to the confusion was the world's most annoying child. He's probably about nine, was dressed as an Indian and sang two lines from some hard-core rap song with the word "freaking" replacing some of the less desirable words. Oh, and he lisps. Big time. And, somehow, not just s's.