Jesus in a Pretzel | 04/06/05
I read an article online yesterday morning about a long turtle who survived a pet store fire that killed all of his adoptable mates. A few weeks ago I read about a turtle whose shell contained the face of Satan. The picture to the left is Lucky (the pet store) turtle. Don't tell me you can't see the face of the devil in that because I sure can. I wonder if turtles in general are satanic...What I do know is they're not mentioned in any Ozzy or Zeppelin songs so I doubt they can really be all that bad.
I think the only thing we have to save us in these terrible times is the power of Jesus...who can be found being cradled in his mothers arms...in this pretzel.