Crazy Old Man Jack: Part VI | 06/06/05

Surely you're wondering why I can't stand Jack so much. Well, let me give you an example. Above is an email he sent out to someone I've never met and someone he does not know well. That does not stop him, however, from sending an email full of lies. I think I've successfully blocked out all the personal information. Maybe I should work for the FBI. Beneath the letter are the things I would have liked to have said back:

Point 1: As I had said in the meeting a few hours prior, WE HAVE NOT SENT ANYTHING TO TMH. They already hate you since you called their administrator incompetent to her face in our first meeting. Sure, some Virtual Support Groups might be cool but I can guarantee they want you out the equation. Thank God you have me to smooth things out or they would have sent you to see Jamie in the psych ward by now.
Point 2: Personal offer to work? They have people that do this. As if I have time to add another 30 hours of work to my week. Well, I could quit working for you...ooh, now we're talking.
Point 3: Impressive ideas? You mean you want me to make things up on the spot like you do? Is that what you mean?
Point 4: LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE. That is bullshit and you know it. Links to the best care in EVERY FIELD. That certainly isn't a lifelong job. That certainly wouldn't take a full staff of people working around the clock. Of course we have that. Thanks for making me look like the bad guy because you're so insecure that you can't say anything nice about anyone ever because people might think you're weak.
News Flash: You want to be remembered for the man you wanted to be instead of the man you are. I hope you enjoy your golden years with no friends and family. You've earned it.




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