Tag! You're It! | 10/25/06

Tag rule (from ): Simply load your entire playlist on your favourite music-playing device (be it an iPod, WinAMP, your 99-disc CD changer, or a comely soprano named Katya) and hit the Shuffle button. Then, use the shuffled playlist make the soundtrack for the movie of your life, using the life events in the table below. The choices Shuffle bestows upon your life will range the gamut from completely nonsensical to eerily perfect.

Opening Credits: Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train - Oh God, this is not the way I wanted to start. Matt Flynn is somehow involved in this scene.

Waking Up: Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm - Dude, I don't even like this song. Apparently I wake up in a really creepy mood.

First Day Of School: Jimi Hendrix - Manic Depression - My playlist is 50% Led Zeppelin! Where is it??? I guess in this movie I get beat up a lot at school and it gets me down.

Prom: Kenny Logins - Danny's Song - Ok, it's a totally lame high school but this one could work.

Life's Okay: The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby - Looks like life is okay.

Driving: Eric Clapton - After Midnight - I am strung out on cocaine while driving.

Falling In Love: Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song - Squeeze my lemons...till the juice runs down me leee-eeeg. I am obviously in love with a total tramp.

Breaking Up: Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Finally, one that's dead on. I was obviously in love with a total tramp in the late 1980s.

Mental Breakdown:Sublime - Summertime - I would have to be having a mental breakdown to be listening to this song.

Reconciliation: Beastie Boys - Three MC's and One DJ - Apprently we got back together after some sort of male-dominated orgy.

Wedding: Four Seasons - Working My Way Back To You - My 1980s whore-wife must have picked this one out.

Sex Scene: Ricky Martin - She Bangs - Awesome.

Birth of Child: Bad Company - Bad Company - Either the child was unwanted or is a little terror. Or both.

Dance Sequence: Silverchair - Findaway - I know this song about as well as I know how to dance.

Flashback: Motley Crue - Kickstart My Heart - I'm learning a lot about myself by doing this Brian.

Final Battle: Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina - I guess I lose the battle.

Death Scene: Led Zeppelin - The Wanton Song - The last good song Zeppelin wrote.

Funeral Song: Fuel - Shimmer - My bitch wife, who knows nothing about me, must have picked this one.

Closing Credits: Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me - Now there's a life well-lived.




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