My Aching Abs | 02/07/06

Man, I took a serious ass-whipping in Karate tonight. Not from kicks the face or chops to the neck--from the damn 30 minute workout before the "official" ass-whomping begins. My left quad hurts so badly right now I had to crawl up the stairs when I got home. That's right--I'm a big, walking vagina. But I'm man enough to admit it. Kurt is the smartest of all of us; he always runs just late enough to catch the last five minutes of the workout section while the rest of us are so exhausted we're hallucinating Heidi Klum performing surgery on Grimace the Tastebud. Maybe that's just me.

I know everyone likes lists so here's a list of percentages about my life (Numbers 100-80):




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