My Aching Abs | 02/07/06
Man, I took a serious ass-whipping in Karate tonight. Not from kicks the face or chops to the neck--from the damn 30 minute workout before the "official" ass-whomping begins. My left quad hurts so badly right now I had to crawl up the stairs when I got home. That's right--I'm a big, walking vagina. But I'm man enough to admit it. Kurt is the smartest of all of us; he always runs just late enough to catch the last five minutes of the workout section while the rest of us are so exhausted we're hallucinating Heidi Klum performing surgery on Grimace the Tastebud. Maybe that's just me.
I know everyone likes lists so here's a list of percentages about my life (Numbers 100-80):
- I'm 100% sure I'll go on to get my doctoral degree in music.
- I'm 99% sure Led Zeppelin is the greatest band of all time.
- I'm 98% sure I won't get another dog after Chompy dies.
- I'm 97% sure I'll get married.
- I'm 96% sure I won't have kids.
- I'm 95% sure no one could write a better song for steel band than I could.
- I'm 94% sure I'll get a job teaching. Somewhere.
- I'm 93% sure I've already made my closest life-long friends.
- I'm 92% sure I'll never be able to sight-sing.
- I'm 91% sure I'll be totally bald by age 30.
- I'm 90% sure I'll find an excuse to stop doing karate before I get a black belt.
- I'm 89% sure I'll be a slob the rest of my life.
- I'm 88% sure Sallie Mae will collect all the money I owe them for my student loans.
- I'm 87% sure that I made the right decision taking a break from school.
- I'm 86% sure two members of my family will get married before I do even though I'm technically "next".
- I'm 85% sure that I'll always love to switch hobbies after three obsessive months.
- I'm 84% sure that I'll have to do some non-academic work on the side to make ends meet.
- I'm 83% sure that I'd be unhappy doing my current job the rest of my life even in my salary had a 0 tacked onto the end.
- I'm 82% sure the world would be a better place if Bono had never lived.
- I'm 81% sure I'll never go back to being a devout Catholic.
- I'm 80% sure no one I've dated since college cheated on me.