The Village | 03/24/06
Now I remember why I don't watch movies. I watched M. Night Shyamalan's The Villiage. It should have been called The Least Scary Movie Ever Made But Billed As Scary So Stupid People Will Go See It And *BAM* Get Hit With A Lame Social Commentary Movie That Has A "Plot" You Will Easily Guess In The First Three Minutes. Maybe those posters would have been too hard to put up; I don't know. What I *do* know is that a much better movie would be the tarring and hanging of M. Night Shyamalan for putting this still-steaming pile of crap up for public consumption. I have scaries trips to the bathroom. And the Social Commentary is LAME. Lamer than Christopher Reeve (ooh, too soon?).