Hydrogen Peroxide | 08/06/06
Here's a dog-tip. Don't let your dog eat those little roach traps. If your dog chews one up here is what you need to do. Call your girlfriend and tell her to bring over the hydrogen peroxide from when her dog ate muscle relaxers. Put 2 tablespoons of it in a bowl. Convince your dog to lap it up. Run her around. Wait. Give her more hydrogen peroxide. Run around with her even more. Let her out. Wait for her to puke her ever-loving brains out. Wait longer because you'll think she'll be done but she's not. Clean up vomit. Go to bed.