Anna Nicole: Dead On Vomit | 02/08/07
I'll never forget where I was when I heard Anna Nicole Smith died. I was at my desk when Christine yelled, "Did you hear the news?". As I typically do when someone asks me that I click the Drudge Report toolbar button to quickly see what's up before I reply "Of course". No one likes people that aren't in the know. I use Drudge not because I like his death-to-liberals spin but the sad fact of the matter is he keeps up with breaking news better than anyone.
With my new knowledge I did the only logical thing I could think of: I immediately went to Alexadex and started scooping up websites that were gossipy. Unfortunately most of them were already gone but that's how it goes. I would feel absolutely terribly profiting from someone's death. Oh wait, that WAS Anna Nicole, wasn't it...except with real money. Good riddance.