Today at work it was pointed out I never actually discuss the people in my life. This is both true and deliberate. Just because I keep a blog doesn't mean that my friends want their deep, dark secrets spilled online.
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I told my students, back in the day, to never use animated gifs. This is why.
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Ah poker. I was so happy to play I don't even care that I finished 6th out of seven people and spent a good portion of the night with ricky on the futon playing on our laptops. I don't even care I lost about 90% of my chips to tchris when he a K/J full house that beat my J/K full house. I don't even care that nbrian won for his second career win and let me keep the money I was going to pay him in quarters. I got to see my friends, relax, and have some fun and that's all that mattered to me tonight.
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Where to start? Desperate Housewives kicked serious ass. nbrian and I played some basketball this morning. I'm terribly out of shape and we only ended up playing for about 20 minutes of 1 on 1. I also found out my parents and possibly grandma are coming down to visit me this coming weekend. The Guilt Links are also fixed (again). The problem was that I made the script at the end of the month and the dates I was generating were fine when the date was double digits but now that it's single digits the script was generating 01 instead of just 1 and not finding a date match.
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jamie whipped my di-nib-nibs in tennis tonight. Fortunately she cooked a delicious meal for me first. Speaking of jamie, she got the job at Refu
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Warning! Bad Language Ahead!!!
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So you want more pictures of Chompy, eh? I notice comments have been down recently so I'll try to make this entry more inciteful. Get it? Insightful? sigh. The single best product to ever be invented has GOT to be those Airborn Anti-Sick Tablets. This morning I had a really sore throat and generally felt like crap. After one of those fizzy tabs I felt as good as new--seriously. I never take medicine but now I might take those every day. Not thought-provoking enough, ok.
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Before you read this remember one thing: you are reading MIKE's blog. Not brian's. Not Kim's (one of brian's fellow Keep- America- Safe- By- Knowing- Tons- Of- Secrets. Oh no, this is MY blog. I digress...This afternoon at work we found a website that was stealing our content. Once we found one we decided to run some scans to see if there were more. And there were...dozens. Some of them are even pretending to be us/our affiliates, having people sign up for loan applications and then stealing their info. Not a happy day. One of these sites didn't even take our company name out. You retards. It was chris' job to look up the whois.net and run a myriad of tracers to get all the info for these people so we can sue them. One of these sites is owned by the largest Al Qaeda network in the UK. Super. Now what are we supposed to do? Hopefully Brian or Kim will come to our rescue and have them killed.
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After about 23 years of me being stupid I've learned to love my parents and I think they've learned to love me. Their visit was pretty fun and totally stress-free. My mom is still the best in poker and that's cool. We looked at some furniture and I think I might have a couch set to replace the ole futon. Today we went out to lunch at Andrew's and they got a mini-tour of the RD. Today went by really quickly at work. jamie was sick so we didn't play tennis. Tomorrow she and pchris have some Liberal Rally. Maybe I can talk elena into driving around downtown with me and poking the poor with sticks like good Republicans.
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Good thing I went to bed at 10:30pm last night. Or else I'd be REALLY mad that I somehow managed to flip the hour ahead. You see, I had meant to get up at 7am but it's only 6am, the alarm said 7am and now I'm up and writing this entry. I'm supposed to meet michael for breakfast at 8:15am.
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tchris, I'm sorry but Bono is awful. Let me tell you why I hate U2. It's not that I think they suck (although I do). It's that they're considered Gods of Rock. But they don't rock. Frankly, they're not talented enough to rock. They're like the Beatles (great songwriting, limited instrumental skills) without the great songwriting. The Edge is laughable. To be a God of Rock you have to rip it. Jimmy Page rips it. Eric Clapton rips it. Hendrix rips it. They are Gods of Rock. They make you say, "Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints". To give them an ounce of credit, they don't sound like anyone else. But they're not Rock. There is no blues influence; at all. The bass lines are stagnant at best and I'm sorry but adding a 9th to a chord is far from Rock Godliness.
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Damn jamie. Taking our money like that. She knocked out each and every one us. elena put up a hell of a fight to finish in second (much better than my 6th place finish) but ultimately fell as well. I had to pay with quarters because I guess I'm poor now. The Big Idea at RD is coming along nicely so hopefully that will ensure a Merry Christmas for all of us. I'm really pumped about the new project but I think the excitment needs to die down a little bit and allow the Devil's Advocate (Killer of the Creative Spirit) to come back in now that we're past the brainstorming period. I think there is a great potential for disaster on such an ambitious project if we don't have a solid initial plan. Fortunately my coworkers have the same mindset so I'm feeling really confident that not only will we have an amazing plan in place but that long-term success will be inevitable. And I'll be able to buy my gold house. And gold car. Solid gold I might add.
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Until recently I haven't listened to much Zeppelin. From about 1999-2001 that was all I listened to so I guess I needed a break. Coming back to them over the weekend I was pleased to find out that I still love them. Although I highly doubt I will be able to convince tchris
that U2 is worst band of our lifetime I really think I need to at least give it a shot. Believe it or not, I have six U2 songs on my computer (Pride, All I Want Is You, Mysterious Ways, Sunday Bloody Sunday, The Sweetest Thing, With or Without You). I'm not sure if I can really use them as a fair sampling--if you only heard The Crunge and the Coda album you might think LZ sucked. If you had to pick 5 U2 songs in these five areas, which would they be: Most Popular, Best Musicaly, Best Lyrics, Best Non-Mainstream & Best Over-all? For LZ I'd have to answer: Stairway to Heaven (gag), The Rain Song, Since I've Been Lovin' You, Ten Years Gone, The Ocean. Those were some tough decisions; too bad Stairway is hogging a spot.
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Stupid stupid stupid. My picks last week were just stupid. I can live with picking OU over TT--that's fine. OU should have won but TT got two incredibly lucky calls in the last 1:33. Crazy lucky. Miami really screwed me but now FSU gets to play VT for the ACC Championship so I get to win $5 from nbrian when Tech walks all-over our 2nd string. I'd still like to see FSU take VT down but we're just too hurt. And I don't forsee FSU getting fired up to take the Hokies. I mean, they're turkey-like mascot doesn't inspire the same fear as Florida fans doing the Ch0mp (Sorry, I can't take my dog's name in vain) or the gold-chain-wearing, car-jacking UM Ibis. jamie is in NY with her family and I'm watching Ab. chris came over for a mini-party last night and we watched Eva Longoria host SNL. I don't think I would have laughed had I not been drinking. Good thing I was drinking. Since we're old we called it a night just after midnight. We're like...Oldielocks and the Two Dogs.
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michael and cellist (not the dog) Abby gave their recital today. It was really good and had a good mix of pieces although the Hindemith was my favorite. After the concert I went grocery shopping and cleaned out my fridge. I am about to undertake a huge task: Eating all the food in my house. Not difficult, you say. But you're wrong. See, my goal is to not buy any more food until I've eaten everything I currently have. Some exceptions will have to be made, of course--milk, butter, flour--things like that; things that would be required to eat everything in my house. With about a dozen boxes of pasti-roni to do it with Andes Mints and St. Paulie Girl beer might be tough. For breakfast I ate a couple of oranges, a banana and a cup of Instant Breakfast (that had been sitting in my shelf for about 8 months). So far so good. I'm sure jamie won't be happy to find out about this new project when she gets back into town because hey, who want a Boboli pizza crust with vanilla pudding instead and yellow rice?
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Poor michael sprained his ankle playing racquetball. See--exercising is way more dangerous than not exercising. I accidentally set my alarm for 7:30pm instead of 7:30am so I missed going out to breakfast with chris this morning; who also brought us pizza last night. One of my coworkers, Liz, made wassail and it was awesome; I had never had it before. We all took one of those Tickle IQ tests. I finished 3rd out of five. I thought for sure I'd finish last since everyone I work with is so smart but apparently being able to eye the right size staple to go into an imaginary stapler is on par with real questions so it all worked out (for me). jamie & Family get back from NY tonight so I have to clean out the trunk in my car to make sure I have enough room for three extra bodies plus their suitcases. Even though they were only gone for three nights I have a feeling each one of them has an enormous suitcase filled with "just in case" clothes. If you're from the north and are traveling to the south (or visa-versa) you're required to bring an extra set of clothes each day "just in case" all the fables you've heard (about it actually snowing in Chicago in December) turn out to be true. Personally I just throw about two days worth of general-wear stuff if I'm going to a place with a washer and dryer. See, but I'm good like that. I'm sorry this update sucked.
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You'll be pleased to know that I enjoyed my week without blogging obligations but now it's back to the grind. So let's see...what have I done in the past week. Well, for starters jamie and I went over to chris and michael's house for an Indian Thanksgiving dinner. I had a terrible cold and didn't really get much of a chance to enjoy the feast put before us. Jamie and her family got back safely from their trip up to New York City. I had to pick them up at the airport and we sat in the lot for an hour while all the people getting off delayed flights tried to squeeze into the single lane of exit. I was pretty sick most of the week and managed to forget my Dad's birthday. Sorry Dad.
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Chompy has been acting really weird and out of character tonight. Matt Flynn came over to watch some football and get some music but surely that's not enough for Chompy to be acting this weird. It's 1am and she's all running around crazy. It was pouring rain this morning so she wouldn't go out or eat since she was too scared but come on--that was like 16 hours ago. I hope nothing is wrong. I gave her a Yellow Bone just now so she's a little calmer but still. If there's one thing I know to expect from my dog it's predictability. She is the queen of routine and for it to be well past midnight with her playing crazy dog-games with herself is definitely not part of the routine. Weird.
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We've been experiecing blizzard-like conditions down here for the past week. Temperatures hovering in the high 40s...rain...a slight lake breeze (off Lake Ella). Brr. It doesn't help that the heater is broken at work so we spend most of the day huddled around the open stove and probably only get about an hour of work done between us. Life's rough sometimes. This mini ice-age makes me question if I want to stick with my plan to explore the Outer Hebrides--there might actually be snow there. And no one likes snow.
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Last night, keeping with our semi- tradition, we went to Gill's for some trivia. Out of the 15 teams or so playing we managed to tie for 3rd at the halfway point (yes, that's right--we get a bar tab) by nailing not only the current news section (damn you, Gregory Peck) but the Name Those Latin and South American Countries as well. chris was a Geography Bee champion so we really just kind of rode on his shoulders. I tried calling my brother Steve to see if we were right about Suriname but he wasn't home and we ended up mislabeling it. Oh well. The second half was awful--books into movies, and Game Shows. Apparently Dick Clark has produced a number of big game shows and that cost us big. We ended up finishing like 7th or something so no bar tab for us.
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